Ah, Greek Rank. The website where anyone from anywhere can write reviews of girls and guys they’ve never met and judge them based on their Greek life affiliations. What a beautiful thing!
Thousands of students are involved with Greek life at Penn State, and it sure comes with a lot of criticism. Naturally, we power-ranked the best and worst comments written on the website about Penn State sororities, and they’re…certainly something.
Here are a few of the best, most interesting, and most confusing anonymous comments left on Penn State’s sororities.
12. ‘No they are not‘
This comment for Sigma Sigma Sigma came in at No. 12 because of its brutally vague nature. No explanation! They aren’t what? We’re scratching our heads here!
11. ‘They’re the reason the Willard Preacher exists!‘
This Zeta Tau Alpha comment ranks pretty low because this makes the least sense out of all of these, and that’s saying something. Believe it or not, the Willard Preacher’s life’s work is not solely yelling at ZTA members on campus.
10. ‘Chi O still are the prettiesy.‘
The misspelling here is poetry, but the reference to another sorority makes me think that maybe this should’ve been left on that sorority’s page instead of Gamma Phi Beta’s. Just a thought.
9. ‘A bunch of buck teethed nymphs.‘
This had a whopping 16 likes! However, it’s getting ranked fairly low because it’s not very creative. Pi Beta Phi truly deserved a more thought-out description from user “GREEK LIFE 4 ME” than this.
8. ‘Absolutely foul.’
The simplicity here is beautiful but leaves you with a mystery and longing for an answer. Honestly, Delta Gamma, we’re envious of this comment’s mastery.
7. “They get really sweaty at parties and don’t talk to people, have a weird smell.”
Horribly mean but also funny because…what? Like, seriously, what? Kappa Alpha Theta, you deserved better than this. Maybe just double-check the deodorant at pregames, though.
6. ‘If you feel judged by any of the girls in this sorority u might need to reflect on yourself bc they’re literally basic and harmless.‘
Yeah, this ranks up there for the ol’ backhanded compliment. Although, is it even backhanded? This anonymous user gave a “middle tier” rating but also insulted the girls they were defending. Interesting tactic. Delta Phi Epsilon, congrats on being harmless…we think?
5. ‘They smell like feet.‘
This user called themselves “Footsy” as they insulted Alpha Delta Pi’s members for smelling like feet. Although, maybe it wasn’t an insult if that’s their thing…
4. ‘A girl in Pi Phi FARTED while I was talking to her during house tours. I think this just goes to show what kind of organization this is and what their values are.‘
This obviously deserved a higher rank. Not only did this user write this comment about Pi Beta Phi, which speaks for itself, but they also still rated it in the top tier. Do with that what you will.
3. ‘Will always be a solid, upper tier. May have slipped a bit in terms of social status in recent years but that’s all made up and arbitrary anyway…‘
This rank for Zeta Tau Alpha grabbed the bronze. The self-aware nature of this comment makes it true art. The acknowledgment of made-up tier systems while also identifying a tier and writing on a website about it –– truly something that can’t be replicated!
2. ‘They are kinda annoying but nice girls, they don’t really go out a lot so I was nervous when I got them. So far kind of a let down but still excited.’
Near perfect purely because this is allegedly written by a new member of Alpha Xi Delta, which is fantastic. Also, they ranked their own sorority “bottom tier,” which also has a certain je nais sais quoi to it.
1. “No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No…”
Poetry.
Our favorite comment on Penn State’s Greek Rank is a wonderful accomplishment here for Alpha Xi Delta’s page. So profound! So eloquent!
Honorable Mentions
- “i wouldn’t let them near my home.”
- They’re always on facebook.”
- Waiting on real rankings.”
The last one is purely because everyone on this site had a weird obsession with assuming all good comments were “self ranks.”
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FAQs
Jane said there are clear “tiers” within the 21 sororities. The “top five” are Kappa Delta, Alpha Phi, Kappa Kappa Gamma, Kappa Alpha Theta and Pi Beta Phi, according to Jane. Some girls dropped recruitment when they didn't get invited back to one of these sororities, she said.
What percentage of people are in Greek life at Penn State? ›
Greek life at Penn State is definitely present and has a significant presence on campus. Around 15-18% of the undergraduate students at Penn State participate in Greek organizations.
Does Penn State have good Greek life? ›
Penn State is home to a vibrant community of over 30 active fraternities actively part of the Interfraternity Council (IFC), the governing body for the North-American Interfraternity Conference (NIC), professional, and independent men's and co-ed fraternity chapters.
What is a top tier sorority? ›
On the superficial level, top-tier sororities have members who are considered conventionally beautiful, wealthy, and socially active on campus. A survey conducted by Northwestern under the Institute of Policy Research evaluated participants' critiques and statements addressing their time in Greek life.
What are the top 2 sororities? ›
Here are the country's leading sororities that are best known for their contributions to their colleges and universities, and the society:
- Delta Sigma Theta.
- Kappa Alpha Theta.
- Alpha Kappa Alpha.
- Alpha Chi Omega.
- Alpha Delta Pi.
- Phi Mu.
- Alpha Omicron Pi.
- Zeta Tau Alpha.
Here's a list of some of the most prestigious sororities:
- Alpha Kappa Alpha (AKA) Founded: 1908 at Howard University. ...
- Delta Sigma Theta (DST) Founded: 1913 at Howard University. ...
- Kappa Alpha Theta (ΚΑΘ) ...
- Pi Beta Phi (ΠΒΦ) ...
- Gamma Phi Beta (ΓΦΒ) ...
- Alpha Phi (ΑΦ) ...
- Delta Gamma (ΔΓ) ...
- Zeta Phi Beta (ΖΦΒ)
With nearly 40 organizations and 3,000 members, our community offers a wide range of sororities, fraternities, and co-ed organizations to join.
What college has the highest percentage of Greek life? ›
1. Washington and Lee University: Approximately 75% of the students are involved in Greek life. 2.
What college has the largest Greek population? ›
University of Alabama
It promotes educational, cultural, and social experiences for its students. Since 2011, the campus has held the title of having the largest and most vibrant Greek life communities in the country. It's home to at least 39 fraternities and 24 sororities, so you'll have lots of groups to choose from.
What is the hardest college to get into at Penn State? ›
Smeal is by far the hardest to get into. Most students would be better off applying DUS then, if they get the required stats (specific grades in some classes, overall GPA) can get into Smeal for their major.
The most popular majors at The Pennsylvania State University--University Park include: Engineering; Business, Management, Marketing, and Related Support Services; Computer and Information Sciences and Support Services; Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs; Social Sciences; Biological and Biomedical Sciences; ...
Is Penn State considered prestigious? ›
Center for World University Rankings 2024
Penn State is ranked 56th among the best universities in the world out of 2,000 ranked, placing the University in the top 3% for the quality and research prowess of its faculty, by the Center for World University Rankings for 2024.
What is the most expensive sorority? ›
Among sororities, Alpha Gamma Delta came out on top for having the most expensive properties by organization. Founded in 1904 at Syracuse University, the average Alpha Gamma Delta property is worth $1.74 million based on our study.
Do sororities choose based on looks? ›
According to Moore, the ideal candidate for her sorority was wealthy, sociable and adhered to societal beauty standards. Girls were chosen based on their looks as much as their personality, and were not allowed to wear the sorority's branding or colors unless they were "presentable."
What do top sororities look for? ›
There are a couple of qualities every sorority looks for in a new member.
- #1. Potential new members who the members can be friends with.
- #2. Potential new members who can back a philanthropy.
- #3. Potential new members who are devoted.
- #4. Potential new members who are committed to their academics.
There are four major sororities, all of which were established in early twentieth century, including Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority (Howard University, 1908), Delta Sigma Theta Sorority (Howard University, 1913), Zeta Phi Beta Sorority (Howard University, 1920), and Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority (Butler University, 1922).
Is Zeta Tau Alpha a top tier sorority? ›
Zeta itself is usually considered to be a “middle tier” sorority where the sisters tend to care more about social issues than about forming cliques.
Is Alpha Omicron Pi a top tier sorority? ›
Alpha Omicron Pi - mid tier (strong sisterhood; unique; not academically ambitious; fun; small town girls; down to earth) - Being a sorority with the most chapters around the United States and Canada than any other sorority, their reputations can vary.
Is Kappa Alpha Theta top tier? ›
Kappa is definitely moving up in the ranks. It is a newer house but has already established itself as a top house. Kappas are down to earth and beautiful, as well as smart. They are well rounded but still know how to have a good time.
